Pretty much Me in a nutshell.
Pretty much Me in a nutshell.

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex


pleatedjeans:

@shepprd
When my friend takes the last slice without saying anything

whatshouldwecallme:

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when you’re parents leave you home alone

crowleyseverlastinglineofhell:

parents: now don’t throw any wild parties while we’re gone

me:

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.


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  • boy: *smiles at me*
  • me: I SWEAR HE LIKES ME I CAN FEEL IT

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At the grocery store
  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus


swan-queen-is-magic:

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

Did you mean Captain Swan?


miriaminrecovery:

stimmyabby:

One of the things I hate is that if you aren’t bipolar, OCD, autistic, ect, it’s considered perfectly acceptable to be all “ha ha I look autistic” “feeling a little bipolar today”, but if you actually do have a mental disorder, then god forbid you talk about it, you attention-seeking over-dramatizing romanticizing monster.

this is the realest thing I’ve ever read


I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)